Hence, one of the largest reasons I HATE SHORT SHORTS. I'm talking up in all the wrong areas in the front, butt cheeks hanging out, short shorts. You might as well strut around in a bathing suit or a loin cloth. I am not from medieval times, so obviously I love shorter shorts that are about palm length. Anything shorter, they are going to ride up into uncomfortable territory.
Even for the skinny minnies, I get it you want to show it off, but you don't have to look like a pole dancer doing it. Besides, your wasting your money by spending $50 for a tiny piece of fabric to not cover all the areas that should be covered.
For the not so skinny ladies, learn to dress for your body. Letting it all hang over the top of the shorts, or bulge out the bottom is horribly unattractive.
Get some class, ditch the booty shorts.
I like short shorts. But only on the "right" people. And even then it's kinda skanky.
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